Creepin on Baylee.

tattooeddicks:

did-you-kno:

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at what speed will my uterus rip out of my body though

did-you-kno:

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at what speed will my uterus rip out of my body though

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2000ish:

12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.

12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.

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inspectorgeneral:

I’m so disappointed.

inspectorgeneral:

I’m so disappointed.

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the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

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livvefast:

godtie:

godtie:

but how exactly hot is hot as balls?

we need proof

who here has balls and a thermometer

I have both balls and a thermometer and I can say that my balls are right at 94 Fahrenheit

you have done science a great favor son

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“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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